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Posted By: Caydel 304 days ago
Topic Type: News Story (Jump to http://www.caydel.com)
Category: Other Searching
44 Comments
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baba booey baba booey ... sorry i just had to. Anyone get the reference?
Well, 47% of my search traffic is for "nude", but that's not a weird query, simply very popular (although the person looking for "things to do in the nude" apparently hasn't gotten out much.
My personal favorite so far has been "when you are drinking can you lie".
radiobait !!!
Our top 3 (strangest) have to be:
1. sexy web analyst
2. send me coupons by mail
3. blog whore
I can't mention some of the terms that my (former) agency site "Exposure.com" and some others I've operated have ranked for, but I will say that I wish there was/is a method to disassociate certain terms that are NOT relevant to my website(s). An anti-metatag maybe?
Anyone else feel the same? Wouldn't it be nice to tell G/Y/M that you don't want to be relevant for the word "nude" or etc.?
I want to be relevant for nude! You know what I could do with the adsense... jk. But that is an interesting idea Tim.
one of my celebrity blogs ranks #1 for: "ms. nevada" -- Who-hoo!!
We rank really well for Elder Care, Sonoma County
I should think of a way to make this part of our business model...
Miriam
I used to rank really well for "bad neighborhood portland" and I was talking about bad linking neighborhoods on my SEO Portland blog. glad I could be part of the ghetto...
For my web design & dev website I used to rank for "book fest" in Bulgarian ...
"Brown boobies" and "coyote ugly cowboy boots"
Riding off to the pool now.
"sex goddess" (periodically exploited for fun)
and the words to the Geico Cavemen airport song.
"nasty fatty" and "lesbian laundromat"
I'm working on a way to take advantage of that any day...
SEOish:
Swinging midgets, norwegian girls, depressed hamsters, but the weirdest one that SEOish has ever ranked for....
"Lisa Barone"
Anyone heard of her? :)
one of my colleagues ranks huge tits on a property website
i recently created a blog post to see if i would rank for the phrase "purple penguin hat cartridge" without doing any SEO to help it along (apart from including the targeted phrase). the result?
apparently not.
the only results for this exact phrase are actually third-party scrapings of my "blog". however, this might be of a way of checking what the latest content scrapers are up to. its interesting that content scrapers can find this post without any help, but the search engines cannot...
had 2 hits today for:
i had sex with artie lange
The SEO Chicks blog ranks #1 for "zebra striped man thong" oh and we have also got a few visits from people searching for "slutty chicks" what do they think SEO stands for? lol
"extra heavy women"
"vermin dreams."
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aimClear ranks #1 in Google for "pornographic blog." It is an article about responsibility as applies to newspaper reporters who blog.
I used to rank really high for pipe bombs, because I had links to two bands on my site, one of which had the word pipe in it, and the other had bomb. There's probably a file on me somewhere because of that.
@netmeg, lmao.
I have a crapload of weird terms... my fave is "olly nude girls" in MSN - I am assuming someone meant to search for oily nude girls... man, they must have been disappointed.
Pretty regularly I see results for [the bears still suck]
I also rank highly for 'PMS and root password'
yesterday I got
"youg youg Kittens on Google search"
And I don't even have any cat's to blog about well maybe the little plush one that is doing FTB ( a terry pratchet reference) duty on top of my PC.
I have ranked for
"how to get rid of man boobs"
It's an article directory with over 7,000 articles so I show up for some goofy terms.
I'm #1 for "Fingers McGrabbyhands". :D
People search for really weird things.
I just joined Vanessa Fox in the nude searches!
Turning up #6 for [google nude stuff]. It's a proud day.
Welcome to my world. :)
I rank pretty solid for "Largest Orgy" and "biggest orgy"
But hey... I am just a social guy!
Paris cellulite (#3). Accidentally (hopefully obviously)!
I think that this page will one day receive a bunch of weird queries.
@dimadin - you are probably right. A lot of strange keyphrases here!
"Toad Lilly Cannibals" and "Ikea Jerker Desk".
"mind trances for dummies"
I ranked quite highly for 'mars bar for concentration'
I am number one for Dan Active, and excellent yogurt drink that aids digestion :)
Longtail sites aside, my blog site ranked(according to Google Webmaster tools)
for "Handjob Fan Club". Yeah. My SEO blog ranked for that.
I also just saw the lovely query "Slightly Shady SEO Who Runs it".
Whatever.