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What’s The Weirdest Thing You Rank For?
Avatar Went Hot: July 13, 2007 - 8:17 pm
Posted By: Caydel 304 days ago
Topic Type: News Story (Jump to http://www.caydel.com) my network
Category: Other Searching
Barry Schwartz ranks highly for 'fat hairy naked man'. I happen to rank highly for 'kill people for money'. What about the rest of you?
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from SimonHeseltine 304 days ago #
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how tigers make house

from MattC 304 days ago #
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baba booey baba booey ... sorry i just had to. Anyone get the reference?

from vanessafox 304 days ago #
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Well, 47% of my search traffic is for "nude", but that's not a weird query, simply very popular (although the person looking for "things to do in the nude" apparently hasn't gotten out much.

My personal favorite so far has been "when you are drinking can you lie".


from MattC 303 days ago #
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radiobait !!!

from pratt 303 days ago #
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Our top 3 (strangest) have to be:

1. sexy web analyst

2. send me coupons by mail

3. blog whore

from TimDineen 303 days ago #
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I can't mention some of the terms that my (former) agency site "Exposure.com" and some others I've operated have ranked for, but I will say that I wish there was/is a method to disassociate certain terms that are NOT relevant to my website(s). An anti-metatag maybe?

Anyone else feel the same? Wouldn't it be nice to tell G/Y/M that you don't want to be relevant for the word "nude" or etc.?

from MattC 303 days ago #
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I want to be relevant for nude! You know what I could do with the adsense... jk. But that is an interesting idea Tim.

from ScottFish 303 days ago #
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one of my celebrity blogs ranks #1 for: "ms. nevada" -- Who-hoo!!

from MiriamEllis 303 days ago #
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We rank really well for Elder Care, Sonoma County

I should think of a way to make this part of our business model...

Miriam

from SEOHonolulu 302 days ago #
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I used to rank really well for "bad neighborhood portland" and I was talking about bad linking neighborhoods on my SEO Portland blog. glad I could be part of the ghetto...

from dtodorova 302 days ago #
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For my web design & dev website I used to rank for "book fest" in Bulgarian ...

from debram 301 days ago #
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"Brown boobies" and "coyote ugly cowboy boots"

Riding off to the pool now.

from cre8pc 301 days ago #
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"sex goddess" (periodically exploited for fun)

and the words to the Geico Cavemen airport song.


from Derick 301 days ago #
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"nasty fatty" and "lesbian laundromat"

I'm working on a way to take advantage of that any day...

from SEOish 301 days ago #
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SEOish:

Swinging midgets, norwegian girls, depressed hamsters, but the weirdest one that SEOish has ever ranked for....

"Lisa Barone"

Anyone heard of her? :)

from smartboyinuk 301 days ago #
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one of my colleagues ranks huge tits on a property website

from Podcomplex 300 days ago #
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i recently created a blog post to see if i would rank for the phrase "purple penguin hat cartridge" without doing any SEO to help it along (apart from including the targeted phrase). the result?

apparently not.

the only results for this exact phrase are actually third-party scrapings of my "blog". however, this might be of a way of checking what the latest content scrapers are up to. its interesting that content scrapers can find this post without any help, but the search engines cannot...

from MattC 300 days ago #
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had 2 hits today for:

i had sex with artie lange

from Lisadit 300 days ago #
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The SEO Chicks blog ranks #1 for "zebra striped man thong" oh and we have also got a few visits from people searching for "slutty chicks" what do they think SEO stands for? lol

from jonwest 300 days ago #
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"extra heavy women"

from betweenstations 300 days ago #
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"vermin dreams."


from boostengine 300 days ago #
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from aimClear 300 days ago #
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aimClear ranks #1 in Google for "pornographic blog." It is an article about responsibility as applies to newspaper reporters who blog.

from netmeg 300 days ago #
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I used to rank really high for pipe bombs, because I had links to two bands on my site, one of which had the word pipe in it, and the other had bomb. There's probably a file on me somewhere because of that.

from MattC 300 days ago #
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@netmeg, lmao.

from Sugarrae 300 days ago #
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I have a crapload of weird terms... my fave is "olly nude girls" in MSN - I am assuming someone meant to search for oily nude girls... man, they must have been disappointed.

from JohnWeb 300 days ago #
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Pretty regularly I see results for [the bears still suck]

from netmeg 300 days ago #
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I also rank highly for 'PMS and root password'

from mjwalshe 299 days ago #
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yesterday I got

"youg youg Kittens on Google search"

And I don't even have any cat's to blog about well maybe the little plush one that is doing FTB ( a terry pratchet reference) duty on top of my PC.


from JasonBartholme 299 days ago #
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I have ranked for

"how to get rid of man boobs"

It's an article directory with over 7,000 articles so I show up for some goofy terms.

from seowoman 299 days ago #
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I'm #1 for "Fingers McGrabbyhands". :D

from TannerC 299 days ago #
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People search for really weird things.

from JohnWeb 299 days ago #
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I just joined Vanessa Fox in the nude searches!

Turning up #6 for [google nude stuff]. It's a proud day.

from vanessafox 299 days ago #
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Welcome to my world. :)

from BrentCsutoras 299 days ago #
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I rank pretty solid for "Largest Orgy" and "biggest orgy"

But hey... I am just a social guy!


from willcritchlow 299 days ago #
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Paris cellulite (#3). Accidentally (hopefully obviously)!

from dimadin 296 days ago #
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I think that this page will one day receive a bunch of weird queries.

from Caydel 285 days ago #
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@dimadin - you are probably right. A lot of strange keyphrases here!

from JstaTad 276 days ago #
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"Toad Lilly Cannibals" and "Ikea Jerker Desk".

from alexorella 269 days ago #
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"mind trances for dummies"

from BarryHand 179 days ago #
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I ranked quite highly for 'mars bar for concentration'

from Purposeinc 161 days ago #
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I am number one for Dan Active, and excellent yogurt drink that aids digestion :)

from SlightlyShadySEO 161 days ago #
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Longtail sites aside, my blog site ranked(according to Google Webmaster tools)
for "Handjob Fan Club". Yeah. My SEO blog ranked for that.
I also just saw the lovely query "Slightly Shady SEO Who Runs it".
Whatever.



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