Chuck Norris sends TChirts.com a Cease and Desist letter. Tchirts replies with no fear. Take a break and read this hilarious article!
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Lawyers and their lack of humor. Gets me every time.
so when does the "Chuck Norris’ lawyers threatened to sue us and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" t-shirt come out?
We all know that the lawyer only wrote that to try to get on Chuck’s good side because the lawyer laughed at one of Chuck Norris’ jokes before Chuck did....
Actually, the lawyer was trying to get on Chuck’s good side for some other reasons too. You see, the lawyer made three crucial mistakes that pushed Chuck over the edge. First of all, the lawyer knew that ALL properties on the planet are part of Chuck Norris Properties. Yet knowing this, the lawyer still spoke the name, "Chuck Norris" without paying royalties to Chuck. Then the man refused to give Chuck his wife when the lawyer’s wife melted into Chuck Norris’ arms. Well, the man refused for 9 seconds anyway, until Chuck Norris actually stared a hole through the man’s chest...then the man gave her up for a three-year love fest with Chuck Norris. But the kicker, literally, was when the man missed an episode of Walker Texas Ranger because the lawyer was in the hospital getting his leg amputated. The excuse was not a good enough one for Chuck and Chuck round-housed the entire hospital. That was the Loma Prieta hospital. It was in October, 1989. Most of northern California felt it. But when Chuck round-housed the hospital, it not only severed the lawyer’s other leg, but sent the lawyer into orbit around the planet. The man was in orbit for over 17 years. He even did some contract work for Google Earth, taking some pictures for them. So when he finally came back down, he is doing everything to try to get on Chuck Norris’ good side. The lawyer now goes around on a skateboard. (Incidently, the term, "but the kicker was..." actually orginated from this infamous event.)
He He.... My story just got farked! 20k visits and counting since 2PM today! I love Lawyers! ;)
Has anyone read Chuck’s new column at World Net Daily? They are actually really good. Check out the different subjects at http://www.wnd.com/news/archives.asp?AUTHOR_ID=274
OMG, I hope I won’t have problems with my Jack Bauer SEO facts ( http://s.billard.free.fr/referencement/?2006/08/11/267-jack-bauer-seo-facts ):D
Nice one Oggy. An absolutely first class lesson in turning an imperious lawyer into perfect PR. Just take care the lawyer doesn’t want to charge you for the 20k visits!
lol, I just sent this to everyone I know, too funny!
Oggy! great stuff
Awesome response!
I need to do something to get someone semi-famous to threaten me..
@feydakin - violating their copyright (as tchirts.com was knowingly doing) should just about do it - pick your fave semi-celeb and have a blast. Though it would be even more interesting if someone started selling unlicensed Google swag as if it were licensed Google swag. Any takers on that one? Google probably wouldn’t mind...