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Do you suffer from an irrational obsession with Google PageRank? Stop being a PageWanker with a new 12-step program from PageWankeraholics Anonymous.
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from seowoman 1459 Days ago #
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My name is Adrienne, and I’m a PageWankerholic.

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from SpostareDuro 1459 Days ago #
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Hi, I’m Kimberly, and I am also a PageWankeraholic. Thanks for sharing.

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from billslawski 1459 Days ago #
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Hi.  My name is Bill, and I remember when Google first showed up, handing out the pagerank.  I couldn’t help myself, and installed the toolbar.  I looked 20 times a day. And some days more.  Everytime I went to a new page, I looked at that green bar.  I couldn’t get enough.  Switching over to firefox helped some.  Thank you for this twelve step program. 

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from SpostareDuro 1459 Days ago #
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Thanks for sharing Bill. I’m sure it must be hard for you. Coffee?

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from bwelford 1459 Days ago #
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Not a problem for me.  No more than one peak per day. .. well perhaps two peaks some days.  But I can stop whenever I want to.

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from SpostareDuro 1459 Days ago #
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Denial Barry? I’ve heard that line before. Coffee?

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from billslawski 1459 Days ago #
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Thanks on the coffee, but I’m still working on my fourth cup.

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from SpostareDuro 1459 Days ago #
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Bill: Does that 4th cup look anything like mine? View here - http://perpenduum.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/hugecup.jpg

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from billslawski 1459 Days ago #
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That’s about right, Kimberly.You should see my coffee pot: http://www.roadsideamerica.com/set/coffee.html

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from estesce 1459 Days ago #
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Is coffee the key?  Maybe I should learn to drink it. 

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from SpostareDuro 1459 Days ago #
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Yes, Chris my good friend..massive amounts of coffee. That is the key to making the 12 steps work for you. Oh yea..not taking the psych medication that is prescribed for you helps too. :-)~ (oops, gave away my secret)

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from estesce 1459 Days ago #
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I have been doing it all wrong.

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from claires 1458 Days ago #
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Hi everyone, I’m claire and i’m a Pagewankerholic. It’s taken some time but i think i’ve finally kicked it, it’s been 18 months since my last pagewank.Thanks for listening X

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from SpostareDuro 1458 Days ago #
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Hi Claire.. You’re in the right place.Thanks for sharing.Coffee?

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