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Went Hot: February 21, 2008 - 10:21 am
Posted By: 0thelisa 233 days ago
Topic Type: News Story (Jump to http://www.sugarrae.com)
Category: SEM Industry
"First things first, stop eating junk food. Soda is right out. All that chocolate from Valentine’s Day? Verboten. And don’t even think about carbs. Carbs are well known to be an alien life form sent to earth to add fat to your thighs. Science has proven it.
Step two? Stop eating. Completely."
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Susan needs to learn to stay up at the bar for longer. In the long run, drinking also puts on weight, but in the short-term, it gives you what we like to call "the skinnies." Some people call it "dehydration."
Bagel, Suz?
Dehydration... definitely the best way to lose weight. Unfortunately, drunken stupors lead to fried chicken on top of waffles (Rand) and that never helps...
Don't think guys don't experience this too. If you listen carefully you'll here the men saying things like...
"Does this SMX tote bag match my outfit?"
"I like this SEOMoz t-shirt but does it make me look fat?"
"You're not going to wear that lanyard are you? It totally clashes with your look."
"Dude, I digg those checkered Vans you're wearing." Thanks man, those yellow Pumas you've got on are sweet!"
LOL @ "Does this SMX tote bag match my outfit?"
The SEOmoz t-shirts will only make you look fat if you try to put on an XS, like I did when they showed up at the office. I've not had to have someone help me out of my clothes for a while ;)
Moral of the story? American Apparel shirts run small.
Wow, I was walking around at Pubcon thinking "there are just too many skinny women in search," and here you go trying to make more.
Nice post. I'll be attending a convention/conference next month and I will remember that. Of course, I'm one of those who want to have a lot of pictures taken with my friends and colleague. I just want to look glowing and not huggard and professional.