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from Ruud 3711 Days ago #
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Oh I just *love* this one: "Eric has been building links since 1994. Why in the world would anyone be doing that in 1994 unless they knew that it was going to be important in the future?"

from semscholar 3711 Days ago #
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Just when I think we take ourselves too seriously, excellent post!

from onreact 3710 Days ago #
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I knew SEO superheroes exist.

from crazycat 3705 Days ago #
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