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7 Things Twitter Can’t Do

Went Hot: May 1, 2008 - 8:22 am
Posted By: streko 429 days ago
Topic Type: News Story (Jump to http://worstseoblogever.wordpress.com)
Category: Other Social Media

Out of all of the Twitter posts that are being pumped out by the minute - this is the only one I have found that makes sense.

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from streko 429 days ago #

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twitter, twitter, twitter!!! omg like twitter! twitter! ohh yes - twitter!!! blah blah blah

from streko 429 days ago # - show/hide this comment

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re: the desphinn

now this wouldnt be because i desphunn, first, your cut and paste of twitter links that can all basically be found on this site and already has been done 13x's?

http://sphinn.com/story/43513 ???

from SEOhack 429 days ago # - show/hide this comment

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@ onreact - you're crazy! it SOOOOO about twitter! The friggin' word is used like a gazillion times! and it appears on an SEO blog! You're crazy!

from SpostareDuro 428 days ago # - show/hide this comment

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streko and seohack seem to enjoy creating drama and negtivity i see.

streko: some would like to refer to posts with various reference articles as a 'resource'. there will be plenty of people that read his post and be glad they had this 'resource' list in such a neat and tidy package. he easily addresses those who may not already understand the social / professional benefits, pros, cons of using twitter. you desphunn a resource. http://sphinn.com/story/43513 by saying it is getting out of hand!

get used to the word twitter. get used to plenty of articles that refer to twitter. or google. or seo. or blogging. or social media. or digg. or stumbleupon. or mixx. or youtube. or search. or marketing. or ppc. or everything else that is dicussed here on a 24 hr basis. if you dont like it, why are you here? no one asked you to sphinn every post that is not of interest to you. but you shouldnt be defiling the desphinn system just because you dont like a topic discussed. especially if it is of high quality!

seohack: you just admitted in this commentary that tads post was twiter twitter twitter..but you desphunn it saying it was not about twitter at all! thats defiling the desphinn system and what it is designed to address. its like spamming as far as i am concerned.

from streko 428 days ago #

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Drama? im not the one posting messages like the one above....

i don't doubt its a resource - last I checked im on the resource where most of those posts where probably found.

Were you here for the MyBlogLog 10x posts an hour? I just see the same thing happening all over again, which is why I desphunn. Do not take it personally, like i can see onreact has, check out the time of my desphinn then the time of his.

owww you desphinn my post so im gonna desphinn yours! The only difference, i don't care! :)

why am I here? to try and read something original & something that could help forward my knowledge on a topic - when I see another "let me jump on the bandwagon of twitter, write a post containing links to a bunch of other posts and then slap in some of my own commentary" -post, its not doing me any good. So, I desphunn it.

but hey onreact is in the cool kids club, i do not doubt it will not make it to the front page anyway.

from seowoman 428 days ago #

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Sheesh. All this drama. Seriously doubt retaliation desphinns are going to help.

I love Twitter, but this post was damn funny. Sphunn.

from SpostareDuro 428 days ago #

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actually, your post deserves a sphinn. so i gave it one. but btw..if you think there are far too many twitter posts, why did YOU submit one????????????????????? desphinning was my first reactive thought..but im more of a woman than that. and more of an adult than that. kudos to the post. boo on YOU and the desphinn system!

from streko 428 days ago # - show/hide this comment

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**yawn**

you honeslty still have not got the irony in this.

from NeO 428 days ago #

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enjoyed the humor in the post ;) keeps saying I already sphunn the article - although I can't see my avatar in the who sphunn list...

db

from SEOhack 428 days ago #

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@ SpostareDuro - the only comment i'm going to bother with on is this - tad doesn't like my humor. i don't like lists of links. my comment in this post was about this post - i didn't even know his post existed until i started looking around. if you think i'm a spammer (or going to insinuate as much) and stand behind that statement, then you owe to the community to get me banned as there is no value in having a spammer, or someone who behaves like a spammer, as a part of the community. As a mature, responsible adult who has a lot of respect for this community and doesn't wish to see it devolve into a wasteland, it is your duty to report spammers (and those behaving like spammers) to the mods and ensure that person does not post here any more.

to everyone - at any rate, i appreciate all the kind words. =) thank you.

from SpostareDuro 428 days ago # - show/hide this comment

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i used 'spam' in a context that expresses the intentional manipulation of the system by dishinest means. you did this by desphinning tads post which in the reason for desphinning you said, "It's not even funny. Has nothing to do with Twitter or SEO really. It's just a list of links to other well-written articles."

you lied which made your desphinn invalid. his ENTIRE post included 50 resource links about twitter, plus a q & a piece at the end, to examine the reasons people use twitter.

you abused the desphinn option and manipulated the system.

im done with this conversation. i obviously am not going to see an adult response and admin is in your favor by their ignoring it anyway. (or they havent seen it. i tweeted it to danny, but it was ignored)

so the 'criminals' seem to have won this round.

from streko 428 days ago #

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can ya really blame danny?

thank god we have a new sphinn cop in town.

you should go for a walk, its a nice day outside - atleast in nyc. x3

from Syzlak 428 days ago #

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Times like these where I wish we had an option to unsphinn or undesphinn. Not that I would change my opinion, but maybe others would like to.

from onreact 427 days ago # - show/hide this comment

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Is this post about Twitter? Check it out:

1. SEO will not cure AIDS (or the HIV).

2. SEO can not prevent global warming.

3. SEO is not the second coming of Christ.

4. SEO can not free Tibet.

5. SEO can not get you laid.

6. SEO will not let the dog outside to take a shit.

7. SEO will not give you hug.

Or this one:

1. Web 2.0 will not cure AIDS (or the HIV).

2. Web 2.0 can not prevent global warming.

3. Web 2.0 is not the second coming of Christ.

4. Web 2.0 can not free Tibet.

5. Web 2.0 can not get you laid.

6. Web 2.0 will not let the dog outside to take a shit.

7. Web 2.0 will not give you hug.

Also try this post here:

1. The Internet will not cure AIDS (or the HIV).

2. The Internet can not prevent global warming.

3. The Internet is not the second coming of Christ.

4. The Internet can not free Tibet.

5. The Internet can not get you laid.

6. The Internet will not let the dog outside to take a shit.

7. The Internet will not give you hug.

;-)

In all cases the "get laid" thing is wrong btw.