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Hi Matt,
I am really pissed off at Google.
out of the 4700 websites I launched last month, only 17 got indexed by Google.
What really pisses me off is that all of them contain original content (by original I mean non duplicate, no way can any other algorithm duplicate the way I am generating these unique articles, just a hint, each 50 word article contain words from at least 10 languages, I am not aware of any other algorithm this advanced) and yet Google won't index my babies.
I think Google has some real issues with indexing as every one of my sites has 4699 site-wide links. In average each site has 25000 pages, so that makes around 117 million relevant links to each website, (the relevancy here comes from the fact that all these sites were generated by the same script and hence the multi-language relevancy).
I spent the whole week generating sitemaps and uploading them to Google webmasters central to no avail.
The only consolation from all this is the adsense revenue from this network. I make more than $400 a day. imagine if I can get all the sites indexed, really think about it. Well I must say that I am using a unique algorithm to generate this income stream, I think it is border line with the adsense terms of service, so I wont disclose it, sorry guys.
Now I am thinking about renting a dedicated server to donate it to Google, on the condition that they use it to crawl my network of sites. if 1 server is not enough I can through in a couple more. Thanks for taking the time to look into this.
Stevie
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from rishilakhani 117 days ago #
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Only sphunn cause its hilarious.

from Wiep 117 days ago #
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lol, you're right Rishil, this IS hilarious :)

from g1smd 116 days ago #
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Holy Sh*t.

from anthonyverre 116 days ago #
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Not even sure what to make of this?  You're "advanced algorithm" should have hinted to you that you are a total dip sh*t.  Sorry, man.  But 4700 websites in a week, in 10 different languages, can only mean you are a SPAM KING, and you should be thankful that you got 17 of those things indexed. 


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