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What are your favorite hack-SEO stories? Bad SEO sellers make me HOMICIDAL. They guarantee number 1 Google rankings, submit your site to 100 search engines, they don't rank for their OWN name, ARGHHH!!!
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from planetc1 430 days ago #
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Was just getting ready to write about this for my niche. Would be better to get some input from some of you, and site as authorities. I'm sending emails. :)

from SearchBuzz 429 days ago #
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28. They have been working on search engine optimisation for 20 years

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*and if they can't spell optimization....run for the door!!!




Great list....


from g1smd 429 days ago #
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Huh?

That's the UK spelling of the word. Looks fine to me. 

I am not going to suggest they get a rubber out and change that.


from planetc1 429 days ago #
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Had someone contact me once claiming 100 years of combined team SEO experience.

from aimClear 428 days ago #
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I love when they don't have an answer as to why WebPosion reports are not absolute any more.


from rjonesx 428 days ago #
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It is Snake-Oil, not Snake Skin.

from seobrien 428 days ago #
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The "give me your top ten keywords and we'll ensure you rank on those" is enough to piss me off.  Clearly don't know the purpose or value in good SEO and obviously don't know what they're doing 

from mridout196 428 days ago #
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Nice list but TheSearchBuzz 's comment is dumb - it's how we spell it and how its listed in the English Dictionary - America does not rule the world

from iBrian 428 days ago #
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Got to admit, I find the list very naive - seems to be focused on on-page SEO, and even then, some of the statements invite misreading. Seems more tongue-in-cheek than serious, though. :)

from aimClear 428 days ago #
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I think Tim was trying to be cute. He's a wonderful scientist actually. :)

from tnash 428 days ago #
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"Got to admit, I find the list very naive - seems to be focused on on-page SEO, and even then, some of the statements invite misreading"

Which statements are misleading ;) perhaps those on page SEO types might be able to help a search marketer out.

and yes it was totally tongue in cheek, but I'm certainly not cute.

 

as for the snake skin vs snake oil, I think its corrctly snake skin oil sellers, but when I was travelling in north africa we were always told to avoid the snake skin sellers so its sort of stuck sorry if it caused confusion.


from fantomaster 427 days ago #
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Yeah, but that's because they don't actually sell the oil in North Africa, heh.

Also, they do gris-gris from snakeskins there, so it's a fear-of-black-magic thing rather than a "don't get conned" attitude.

(Now this post has hit the home page, we might as well hijack the thread, eh? LOL)


from iBrian 427 days ago #
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They do sell oil in Africa - just limited refining capacity so they ship that out to the USA for that. :)

As for statements on the list - those who specialise in link development have no need to modify a site and certainly don't require server access. Certainly advise and recommendations where required. But link development is a hands-off process. :)


from tnash 427 days ago #
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I think it was more to do with the snake skin handbags being plastic then fear of black magic ;) But they certainly were selling snake oils, both for medicinal purposes but more as an agent for polishing leather.

from tnash 427 days ago #
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iBrian I think you have highlighted exactly the attidude that I was refering to Search engine optimisation is a complete discipline, Link development is a single part if the company has no interest in the site then they are not going to be optimising it are they


from graphixcon 427 days ago #
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Definately.... there are people around claiming to bring ur website on top but they fail to do so and even i was a victim of such... rather than that i manage to get my self to learnign SEO and i got the results far from what other commit... though im not first on google for my 2 keywords but as i work though i manage to be on the first page of google search after 2 weeks of launching my blog... currently working on the thir keyword...

 

regards 


from PattiTacardo 426 days ago #
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" 40. The key to ranking well in Google is to do the Google dance." Is that the "two step" or the"electric slide"?

from iBrian 426 days ago #
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"Search engine optimisation is a complete discipline, Link development is a single part if the company has no interest in the site then they are not going to be optimising it are they"

SEO is a very diverse discipline - a lot of people come to me already optimised, but lacking links. Hence little need to modify the site already.


from Sem-Advance 426 days ago #
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Now if I could just find someone who can build quality links....

 alas the search continues.....


from tamecrow 425 days ago #
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What's even more worrying is the number of clients who 'shop around' for an SEO company and pretty much spout half of this list and ask what directories we submit to, how many Digg submissions we'll do each day, and my all-time favourite retort to our pledge to concentrate on natural optimisation (heard at least twice a day) - "So is it just meta tags and stuff?"

It's a laugh or cry industry sometimes, but it actually quite humbles me to know that we're one of the ones doing things the right way! 



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