The sexy seductress was named something.edu. I knew she was going to be hot when I first saw her. She had spurned my advances for far too long. I mean, my content and her were meant to be together. We fit, and she could do so oh much for waining linkjuice libido.
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I think I need a shower.
The world of SEM according to Mickey Spillane...
The beauty of "paid sex" is no matter how fat or ugly or bald you are you’ll still score as long as you got the dough. Isn’t life grand? It may not be an editorial "vote" and some women might think you’re pathetic but some of the most successful men engage in paid sex due to efficiency. No need to spend days trying to get a girl in the mood, pay for dinner or a movie, pay for alimony, child support, jewels, designer clothes...Nah, Just call up Sunset Thomas or Kianna, whip out $1600 bucks, and bang, you score. You saved both money and time. Not to mention Sunset is probably hotter than any chick you might pick up at your local bar. (Yeah, I know, Sunset is off the market now, but maybe in a few years Sunrise, her niece, might jump in the game).Then again, there are some real losers going the paid sex route too, because they can’t get laid any other way.
Wow halfdeck. Are you talking from experience? This post was supposed to equate paid links with prostitution, not promote paid sex... I don’t know how to respond to your comment.
"Wow halfdeck. Are you talking from experience?"Lol, if only I lived in Vegas. But seriously, obviously you’re talking about paid links. Why else would I say "paid sex"? You think I was talking about prostitution in my last paragraph?