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Published: Dec 03, 2008 - 11:05 am
Story Found By: TheMadHat 1269 Days ago
Category: SEM
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News Source: http://www.seomoz.org
Published: Dec 03, 2008 - 11:05 am
Story Found By: TheMadHat 1269 Days ago
Category: SEM
12 Comments
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Reading this was the most fun I’ve had all day.
Hilarious as always, Rebecca!
A fun read - thanks!
Great post - and unforunately SO TRUE!!!
Very good read. Think he’s got most of them down pretty well there.
I have one more to add. No clever name tho. This would be the client who is doing everything at once and you end up having no idea how to help them. Talking with them just ends up being you listing to a list of ideas they have.
She - REBECCA is a SHE ;)
actually laughing outloud at the H8tr client.
Wow. Really Great Article. Funny and 1000% true. I actually just lost a "Jessy Spano" client! (overwhelmed by my recs) almost made me regret ever trying to be proactive. :) .... I "fired" my last Defcon 1 client. Defcon 1 clients are not allowed in my client book. Haha.
Had all of these except the T-800, thank heck. Yeeeeeeeeaahhh got a couple of Lumbergh clients at the mo. Classic post!
Excellent! Had all of ’em at one time or another.
The worst is the COSTomer. Always complains and threatens, solution - here is your money back GOODBYE!